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          | BaldingNet Fests 2001  All your base are belong to us!
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                    | Left to right: Maskingtape, 
                      Mark, Egger, H.G.Wells, Santa, Trashbag | Left to right: Mark, P0RNVOZNIK, 
                      Galewind, SuaveDiggyDogg Front: Mountain Dew Code Red
 Notice they're holding GAMECUBE contollers.
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                    | Left to right: Extra Special 
                      Saturn, Backup Coffeetable (X-Box), Extra Special Playstation 
                      (slightly burried under XBOX games), PS2 (Burried under 
                      PS2, Xbox and Gamecube Games), Extremely Successful Gamecube, 
                      Dreamcast (under the Gamecube), N64 (good for only 3 games), 
                      Gameboy Advance, multi input switch (under the GBA). 
 All this was hooked up to the main TV station. It's the 
                      bait for serious couch camping.
 
 | Left to right: Suave 
                      Diggy Dog, jtp, Black Bomberman, Japi Waiting for an X-Box game to load.
 We are not amused.
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                          | Left to right: Windsinger, 
                            Mike, Galewind, Suave Diggy Dog, Fat Rat, pr0nvoznik, 
                            Keith | Left to right: Fat 
                            Rat, jtp, Chris, Keith |  
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                          | Left to right: 
                            Player 1, The Mad Couch Bomber, Player 3, Player 4, 
                            Player 5, Player 6 |  |   
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                    |  | Winners pr0nvoznik - ChamPion
 Second Place - Galewind
 Suave Diggy Dog - B Point King
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                    | Chinese 
                      Gift Exchange! 
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                    |  | The booty. |  |   
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                    | Keith gets a present! Then he gets robbed.
 Kero-chan, a kawaii Kerbos.
 | Keith gets 3 chrome balls, 
                      and gets robbed. Again.
 Free Ball Kinetic Art.
 | Keith's chocolate balls. Someone steals Keith's balls.
 Again.
 Chocolate Balls.
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                    | Since Keith has trouble holding 
                      onto his balls, he gets a new sack to toss off with. Bean bag tic-tac-toe set.
 
 | Torgo gets an Operation. Then gets robbed...
 Operation board game.
 | Chris gets even. He gets a gun.
 Nerf Blaster.
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                    | Pr0nvoznik gets another mouth 
                      to feed. Robo-Chi, Furby Kitty.
 | Mark gets ghetto fish. Neon-Aqualite Fake Fish aquarium.
 | It's curtains for japi. Scroll you, buddy!
 Dracula-X wall scroll.
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                    |  | Sam gets a third arm. Arggg!
 Robo-Xtendor robotic arm.
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                    | Randomness 
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                    | Left to right: Japi, 
                      Suave Diggy Dogg, Keith, Strider, Egger's Nose | Left to right: Guy 
                      in blue shirt, Fat Rat, Brother of Fat Rat, Guy in purple 
                      shirt, TorgoTorgoTorgo |   
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                    | Left to right: Blue 
                      shirt guy, Japi, Mark, Hoberman's Balll, Roxi, Chris, Someone, 
                      Blown out face | Japi shows mark the benefit 
                      of having a third arm. Left to right: Mark going to protect himself, John, 
                      Fat Rat, Japi, Keith, Arm
 
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                    | Why the hell do the simple 
                      things take this much effort and manpower? If there was a 5 year old in the house, that toy would have 
                      been opened in seconds.
 Left to right: Confused Monk, That guy, John, Fat 
                      Rat
 
 | The reason we use nicknames: Left to right: Chris, John, John, Andy, Chris, 
                      Keith, Chris, Chris
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                    | Left to right: Irrelevnat 
                      Elephant, Hat Head, p0rnvoznik, Fat Rat, Guy with gun covering 
                      guy with third arm going for beer 
 | These guys looks very suspicious. Definitly not to be trusted.
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                    | Left to right: Mark, 
                      statue of jtp, Fat Rat, Onlookers 
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                    | Torgo's cool gun. We'll probably have a dozzen of these next year. (:
 | Of course we can't have net 
                      fest pictures without one of these. |  
 
 
 
                     
                      | Xmas and New Years Net Fests! December 29th & 31st, 2001
 (unnoficially 28th through the 1st)
 
 The large end of the year gaming marathon! This year 
                          it started unofficialy on Friday, the 28th and continued 
                          into the New Year on the 1st! 
 The new season brought with it a couple of new gaming 
                          systems. We had them all! Muahahahaaa! Nintendo's GameCube 
                          deifnitly proved to be the outstanding system with it's 
                          mutliplayer games. We had a lot of fun playing Smash 
                          Brothers Melee of course, as well as Super Monkey Balls. 
                          Even Pickman was was very cool to watch and play. It 
                          jsut proves that Nintendo knows what it takes to make 
                          any kind of game great. The joysticks do take a bit 
                          to get used to however, the buttons aren't as unituitive 
                          as on a Playstation joystick for example. Next was of 
                          course the X-box, aka: the Coffee Table. Even the freakin' 
                          joysticks were rediculously huge. Although Dead or Alive 
                          3 looked pretty nice on it, there wasn't much elseon 
                          that proved interesting really. The PS2 and Tony Hawk 
                          Pro Skater 3 was awesome. Roxikat played Concor's Bad 
                          Fur Day on the N64 for 8+ hours overnight, getting very 
                          far into the game. That game is amazing. Amazing that 
                          they finally released it. (:
 
 Our Bomberman Tournament prize selection was fruitful 
                          this time. We had pr0n, tentacle pr0n, a trophy and 
                          pr0n. More appropriatly, the tournament should be named 
                          the Bomber-ASS Tournament, since some mad couch 
                          bomber relentlessly stunk up the gaming area all night 
                          long. We think it was Mike, but other people audibly 
                          displayed their efforts into the air. The worse part 
                          of it is, there was a follow up attack the second night 
                          during another round of Apples to Apples, which by the 
                          way is a very fun card game. Unfortunatly we had to 
                          suffer through rounds of both anonymous and obvious 
                          flatulent attacks by EVERYONE involved. But the worst 
                          was yet to happen. At the very end of the game, Torgo 
                          and his Colon of Caustic Death emptied the play area 
                          and lower levels of the house for several minutes with 
                          a mighty odor that would make the Bog of Eternal Stench 
                          seem like a rose garden. Let's hear it for Torgo. Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
 
 On a lighter, fresher note, we had for the first 
                          time a Chinese Gift Exchange this year. It was awesome. 
                          Simply, everyone brought one gift, and it was placed 
                          in a pool. Names were drawn from a vessel and the winner 
                          got to choose and unwrap a gift. Then another person 
                          was chosen with the ability to take a new, unopened 
                          gift, or viciously theft a gift from someone else. A 
                          gift could only be thefted three times though. Keith 
                          was the most robbed victim. But it was fun, and the 
                          gifts were great.
 
 On with the LAN gaming. We did a lot of Unreal Tournament. 
                          Fat Rat played for two nights an entire game of UT Crane, 
                          with the goal being 999 kills.The game ran overnight 
                          while he wasn't attending it, but eventually he came 
                          back to win it. There were several massive UT Crane 
                          matches during the night. We also had our first successful 
                          linkup of Starcraft! Teufel joined in via the internet 
                          and a few long rounds of that went on. Late night, there 
                          was of course, Tribes action. Just Tribes 1 though. 
                          On friday we drew up teams and had some great battles, 
                          they were very well matched. Saturday was taking it's 
                          toll a bit on Windy and he eventualy left and stormed 
                          out because he couldn't take falling down a fucking 
                          damn mountainside anymore. (: But it was still a lot 
                          of fun. I think. (:
 
 Japi's Get Jason a New Basement TV fund is slowly growing. 
                          He's got enough to buy a small potted plant now.
 
 Food for the weekend was abundant. We had hamburgers, 
                          hot dogs, Mark's Mild and Spicy meat, endless flowing 
                          soda and so on.
 
 Officialy we brought in the New Year watching the Vancouver 
                          / Flyers Game with intermissions of Tentacle Pr0n.
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